Earlier this summer, we set out on a two-week maiden voyage in our (now beloved) Winnebago, Bernadette, our beloved Winnebago, with our sights set on checking Mount Rushmore off our travel bucket lists.

White Friends – I’m pulling together a running list of resources for us to help better educate ourselves about racism and to help our neighbors affected by it.

I’ve scoured the web to find fabulous Pride gears that runs the gamut from classic rainbows to a dash of Disney to salty innuendoes — everything’s better with salt, but you already knew that about me!

How many of you can claim to have “broken” an elevator on your wedding night? I’m also reminiscing about my mom’s truly awful haircutting skills, my other mama (Oprah) and how my “cute” office isn’t really anymore.

I’m talking getting “dressed up,” open floor plans, 93-year old drunks and that time I had a super sweet stalker.

Let’s talk about the holiday weekend, the torture devices called face masks, senior pictures and more.