I’ve scoured the web to find fabulous Pride gears that runs the gamut from classic rainbows to a dash of Disney to salty innuendoes — everything’s better with salt, but you already knew that about me!
How many of you can claim to have “broken” an elevator on your wedding night? I’m also reminiscing about my mom’s truly awful haircutting skills, my other mama (Oprah) and how my “cute” office isn’t really anymore.
I’m talking getting “dressed up,” open floor plans, 93-year old drunks and that time I had a super sweet stalker.
Let’s talk about the holiday weekend, the torture devices called face masks, senior pictures and more.
We’re talking the economics of boxed wine, adorable old photos, creative front porch concerts and whatever else pops into my chardonnay-soaked brain!
My BFF Kerrie Sparks is here with her own brand of quarantine crazy! We talk old ladies, grocery wars, dirty movies, dating and more.
About Me
I'm a (gay) husband, a dad, adoption advocate, Texan, founder of two businesses (PR firm Cooper Smith Agency & online mag He Said Magazine), wannabe comedian/Martha Stewart and just generally a mess who drinks and cusses too much. Read More
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by imcoopedup 7 hours ago
Big Texas hair to go with my #texaswines tee. I’m a day late for #NationalWineDay , but I’ve never really needed a special day to partake.- by imcoopedup 2 days ago
Cruising the neighborhood with my favorite gal. We always forget how hilly Kessler Park is until we’re on our bikes! The fun part is what goes up must come doooown! Wheeee! - by imcoopedup 4 days ago
Pride is just around the corner! Even if we can’t parade together, we can celebrate. . Shop my favorite Pride finds: http://liketk.it/2PpBu #liketkit @liketoknow .it #LTKmens #LTKgay #pride - by imcoopedup 4 days ago
The house is ready for Memorial Day. Thank you to all those who’ve sacrificed so that we can live freely...and openly. - by imcoopedup 1 week ago
On with @oprah & @ww live this morning! 2020 continues to be the year I evolve into a middle-aged white woman. - by imcoopedup 3 weeks ago
Hey all you cool cats and kittens! Between my ever-growing lion’s mane and this fun (and cheap!) tiger sweater, I’m feeling big cat magic today. Don’t mind the messy cage, errr, home office! . You can instantly shop all of my looks by following me on the LIKEtoKNOW.it shopping app. http://liketk.it/2Ouj7 #liketkit @liketoknow .it #LTKmens #LTKunder50 - by imcoopedup 3 weeks ago
At least the bed head is getting more interesting as this pandemic wig grows. It's starting to look like one of Rupaul's big, gravity-defying do's. Shantay, you stay! - by imcoopedup 3 weeks ago
Mason & I played fashion influencers today in the driveway, as fashionable people do...in jorts and tshirts. But if you want to follow us on @liketoknow .it, here’s the link to see the fabulous things we’re wearing: http://liketk.it/2OpIv - by imcoopedup 3 weeks ago
It’s no secret that I love my hair. But you know what I love more? My life. I have no interest in becoming one of the 3,000 expected to die EACH DAY just for highlights and a trim. #stayhome - by imcoopedup 4 weeks ago
Last day before our beautiful @stevensparkgolf turns back into a golf course. It’s been a wonderful oasis during the pandemic, with plenty of room to stay away from others. #oakcliff - by imcoopedup 1 month ago
My biggest mistake of the 2020 Pandemic may have been introducing my children to the Helper. They now beg for it! Do I at least come out net zero if I make it in the Le Creuset?
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