2 days agoby imcoopedupAccording to the #faceapp , this is what I would look like as a woman. The only resemblance I see is the backsplash. (Also, why did it give me a beard?!)
7 days agoby imcoopedupIn honor of Elizabeth Taylor and her starring role on my very favorite (super gay) Christmas ornament, I’ve retouched, airbrushed and blurred my annual selfie with her. I would have worn my white diamonds, but they’re in the safe deposit box. They always bring me luck.
1 week agoby imcoopedupY’all, it looks even better at night! I’m in Christmas love!
1 week agoby imcoopedupSo, this happened today. Ginormous thanks to my fabulous husband for making it for us! We love you deer-ly!
2 weeks agoby imcoopedupChristmas decorating is in full swing! Like my BFF Skinny Bitch, I’m running really late this year. It’s so helpful to have him and the kids here to deck the halls!